zeldathemes
The Bullets of Music Blues
"Reach down in your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival, honour, glory, but what about those who feel its their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon."
- Varric Tethras
ƒιηαℓ ƒαηтαѕу χιιι - Eidolons [in order of obtainance]
Who, me? You... you're gonna let me open it? Oh wow, thank you Agent. Thank you! Now... hang on, just need to find the key...

Anonymous

Key? you mean there wasn’t a combination? That’s what I got in my file, a dual combination lock would be used to open the package..

Umm. It... has a handle? Oh, OH, oh you mean ARMED. Right, sorry. Well... I don't think so. Nothing rattling around in there, and I don't think there was anything... ticking when they closed the lid. I was there, you know. They let me in the meeting so I could take the case on the way out. But, err, yeah.

Anonymous

Oh dear god. You haven’t been doing this long have you? Alright, if you think it’s safe you can open it.

lost 3 followers in 3 days

I blame Anders

  #tbh i don't get why i suddenly gain an influx of followers and then they all just piss off somewhere  
Oh yeah! Hey, that would work so well, wouldn't it? With you being an actual agent and all.

Anonymous

Of course. Although I have never seen the movies themselves, don’t expect my knowldge to go any further than the character names. Regardless, the briefcase, it is armed?

Oh... Um... they said in training that we weren't supposed to say our real names... Hey, wait, that means I get a codename, right? OK, ok, lemme choose something cool. Shit, I should've been prepared for this... OK, how about... Ice. Or, or, like, Mr Anderson, or something?

Anonymous

As in from the Matrix? I guess that makes me Agent Smith.

No. Definitely not. I mean... there was that old lady with the chihuahua who I helped cross the street and the school kids who complimented me on my tie... My sister got it for me. That's why it has a unicorn on it.

Anonymous

……. fascinating… great.. how long have you worked in Hydra for? no better yet, who are you?

time to play, guess who the anon is….

mrrazraz:

mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

Samuel L Jackson. Is his character.

bakaforsenpai:

mysteryprof:

girlatsunrise:

sebuttstian:

merksmirs:

paulyoptosaurus:

accio-avengers:

wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

seriously though, what the fuck are those?!

doritos. its an old bag design i know. 

seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL

“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips

i reblog this post on sight

LET ME BE THE ONE TO RUIN THE PURPOSELY STUBBORN CHAIN OF REBLOGS AND EDUCATE THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. 
These are Giant Isopods, and yes they do exist; 100% r-e-a-l.
Where do these creatures lurk you may ask? They live waaaaay down in the depths of the ocean somewhere between 550-7,000ft. deep. You’ll probably never have the chance to see one of these crawling fossils… ;A;
Now, you think going a few hours without food is bad? Even when you do actually have food in your house, but it doesn’t appeal to you?  WELL THESE CRITTERS RIGHT HERE CAN GO FOUR YEARS WITHOUT ANY FOOD. WHEN THEY DO FIND FOOD THEY GORGE THEMSELVES TO IMMOBILITY.
I should also mention that these things are recorded as being around since before the continents even split. 
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GIANT ISOPOD! 

looks like doritos to me

bakaforsenpai:

mysteryprof:

girlatsunrise:

sebuttstian:

merksmirs:

paulyoptosaurus:

accio-avengers:

wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

seriously though, what the fuck are those?!

doritos. its an old bag design i know. 

seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL

“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips

i reblog this post on sight

LET ME BE THE ONE TO RUIN THE PURPOSELY STUBBORN CHAIN OF REBLOGS AND EDUCATE THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE. 

These are Giant Isopods, and yes they do exist; 100% r-e-a-l.

Where do these creatures lurk you may ask? They live waaaaay down in the depths of the ocean somewhere between 550-7,000ft. deep. You’ll probably never have the chance to see one of these crawling fossils… ;A;

Now, you think going a few hours without food is bad? Even when you do actually have food in your house, but it doesn’t appeal to you?  WELL THESE CRITTERS RIGHT HERE CAN GO FOUR YEARS WITHOUT ANY FOOD. WHEN THEY DO FIND FOOD THEY GORGE THEMSELVES TO IMMOBILITY.

I should also mention that these things are recorded as being around since before the continents even split. 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GIANT ISOPOD! 

looks like doritos to me

Errm... No, I don't think - Oh! Yeah, they made me say this one three times so I wouldn't forget. 'Tony Stark does not have clearance to build this because even if he is awesome he's not Hydra so we don't trust him'.

Anonymous

True, very true. But he is a highly influential man; genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and if not him, SHIELD is as well. You haven’t discussed this to anyone else correct? No one followed you? Walked into you?

spectreconfessions:

“I really love the Citadel. It really felt like a cultural hub for all the races. I honestly wouldn’t mind playing a game set entirely on the Citadel, after seeing all the different kinds of areas they were able to make in each game.”

spectreconfessions:

I really love the Citadel. It really felt like a cultural hub for all the races. I honestly wouldn’t mind playing a game set entirely on the Citadel, after seeing all the different kinds of areas they were able to make in each game.”

  #mass effect  
spectreconfessions:

"When I first met Wrex in Mass Effect, I never thought I’d care for him as much as I ended up caring. I went from "I don’t need a mercenary on my team" to "Wrex is so awesome I wish he was a squad member in ME2 and ME3" in no time at all."

spectreconfessions:

"When I first met Wrex in Mass Effect, I never thought I’d care for him as much as I ended up caring. I went from "I don’t need a mercenary on my team" to "Wrex is so awesome I wish he was a squad member in ME2 and ME3" in no time at all."

  #wrex is king    #mass effect  

Stargate SG1 S6xE12 - Unnatural Selection 

nico-di-angelcake:

making up your own fictional universe

creating an entire history for it

creating characters who have complex back stories

RESEARCHING NAMES WITH MEANINGS THAT CORRESPOND TO THE HISTORY AND UNIVERSE AND BACK STORIES YOU’VE COME UP WITH

then never writing or doing anything with it at all ever